Tuesday 10 January 2017

day three

today was a day like any other
however what had changed, was me
as I stood in the freezing cold my testis slithered into my body, symbolising the true coming of the snek
the snek is what it is. a beast of primal urges similar to that of a snoop lion, without the swag
however there is a proverb invaluable  in times such as these.a powerful force, it has the ability revert one from snek form and grant ones testis back. it is of course the gram pacer fitness test. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

also discovered James is an imoutocon and an absolute fucking moron, Jose is Jose, and tebbs would punch a mofo in the nutsack to feature on le blog.#poppingchubsthewrongway

the smegma to your semen,
young fuckable 

p.s. obranon was genuinely terrifying today #bringobaenonback




Monday 9 January 2017

fuck boland

yo this bitch wack.
they say she is oneeded of the only poets on our course who is still alive.
thinking about changing that.
yours,
Mr spiralingintoapitofendlessdespair

2017- the year of the bleach

Day two

after suffering multiple consecutive heart attacks within the first few minutes of chemistry class the day started to cool down from there
wiggled my way out of Eng hw
talked about incest with a twin(prolongedly)
actually feel asleep on my keyboard #whydidntiwritetheessayinstead

Rodger dodger
big dickmeister69420

update on gays. they're fine as long as they're autists. but only specific autists. not like the screechy ones
#fightingaloosingbattleagainstautocorrectwhichthinksautistandartististhesame

Sunday 8 January 2017

day one

yo James get to be my dad over summer #sostokedmydudes
also I get to be mattys onii-chan

tebbs is confused
I don't think they know I'm blogging
over and out

also I hate gays